Author Archives: EDW Lynch

About EDW Lynch

EDW Lynch is one of the Bay Area's top 5 Humanitarians under 30.

The 27 Most Epic Constitutional Amendments

27 awesomely epic amendments that totally remixed the Constitution of the United States of America Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or … Continue reading

Posted in Thoughtful Essays

A Shocking & Outrageous Thing That Happened to Me

So I’m at this Chinese supermarket I frequent and this butcher starts hassling me for opening those little windows in the cardboard bacon packages. And before I know it a giant wave of yuppie indignation wells up in me and … Continue reading

Posted in Thoughtful Essays

MacBook Pro Retina Display

The first thing you notice about the all-new MacBook Pro Retina Display is its remarkable lightness. When you open the sleek clamshell and gaze deeply into the crystalline Retina Display, you feel that weight, that lightness, and a great heaviness … Continue reading

Posted in Reviews

Cormac M. on Yelp now on His Own Damn Tumblr

My Cormac McCarthy inspired Yelp reviews have earned their very own Tumblr, Yelping with Cormac, where they are receiving much deserved eLove (New Yorker blog, cough.)

Posted in Cormac McCarthy, From the desk of EDW

Cormac McCarthy on Yelp: Bombtruck Popsicle Truck

Bombtruck Popsicle Truck – The Mission – San Francisco, CA C. McCarthy Author A dusty home at the end of a road, NM Four stars The girl and the boy wait in line sharing no words between them. She wears … Continue reading

Posted in Cormac McCarthy

Cormac McCarthy on Yelp: Heart Wine Bar

Heart Wine Bar – Mission – San Francisco, CA C. McCarthy Author A dusty home at the end of a road, NM Two stars Karl nodded toward the untouched mason jar of wine. You best drink up son, he said. … Continue reading

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Cormac McCarthy on Yelp: Levi Strauss & Company

Levi Strauss & Company – Union Square – San Francisco, CA C. McCarthy Author A dusty home at the end of a road, NM Two stars Jeans encrusted with a man’s salt, a deposit left by a sea of sweat. … Continue reading

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