Category Archives: Thoughtful Essays

The 27 Most Epic Constitutional Amendments

27 awesomely epic amendments that totally remixed the Constitution of the United States of America Amendment I Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or … Continue reading

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A Shocking & Outrageous Thing That Happened to Me

So I’m at this Chinese supermarket I frequent and this butcher starts hassling me for opening those little windows in the cardboard bacon packages. And before I know it a giant wave of yuppie indignation wells up in me and … Continue reading

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What Will You Do With Smoothness That Lasts?

I love how, thanks to the hi-tech Internet, when I watch Comedy Central online they just play the same ad 6 times. That’s why I’m so excited about Veet Hair Removal products (bonus points: not only does the Internet know … Continue reading

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On the Subject of Westboro vs. Anonymous

And now for some pseudo journalism and lots of opinion from EDW Lynch: Plucky 1st Amendment Beta Testers the Westboro Baptist Church are back in the news again, this time over an online battle between the group and the notorious … Continue reading

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All the World is Watching the Super Bowl

I read this soliloquy aloud during the SFIndiefest Super Bowl XLV: Men in Tights event at San Francisco’s Cell Space. In the streets of Cairo pro- and anti-government protestors lay down their weapons and watch the tele. The bullet trains … Continue reading

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